Here we go again. Jessica Alba and “Declare Yourself” are trying to convince you to vote by crying at you from a screen until you either masturbate or register. At least she looks less styled and made-up this time around, although decidedly more pained and… victimy.

Again, we ask: This gets people into voting… how? If it’s true, as the tagline suggests, that only “You Can Silence Yourself,” why would you then weep profusely and forget to comb your hair when you decide to stay quiet?

Have some fava beans and a nice chianti, Jess, and maybe instead of confusing us completely, you could maybe watch the Vice Presidential debate tonight? See some other weepy people who probably can’t name the candidates, after the jump:

Some person named Jonathon Bennett gets nailed on a regular basis.

Our secret beau, Andre 3000, is a little tied up.

If Katie Holmes and Zac Efron had a baby, it would be in a lot of pain.

Jessica Alba Muzzled [Declare Yourself]
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