La Pequeña Sarah Palin!
Ok, now. Seriously. Who is “La Pequeña,” anyway? Because we are very seriously starting to suspect she’s a physical manifestation of our most hidden desires. Yes, we have always wanted to hear Hillary Clinton talk semi-coherently about Magic Johnson while wrapped in an American flag… in a bathtub. And we’ve wanted to see freed hostage Ingrid Betancourt dance happily And, be honest, you’ve also always wanted a version of Shania Twain you could discreetly kick to the side.
But now comes La Pequeña to end all previous incarnations: La Pequeña Sarah Palin. She’s a very special candidate:
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
And when the final requiem is written for the Dames of Guanabee, surely at the top of the list will be: They brought La Pequeña to the attention (and nightmares) of previously innocent villagers.
The next time you see a cross-dressing little person espousing love over war while rubbing their nether regions, remember Sarah Palin…and Guanabee.
Posted by escobar | October 15, 2008