Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Are Really Happy, Adoptful

Lesbian-American Lindsay Lohan is “really happy” with her new girlfriend, world’s tiniest frowning DJ - Samantha Ronson:

After months of rumours, Lohan finally confirmed she was in a relationship with Ronson - sister of artist/producer Mark Ronson - last month.

Speaking to the magazine, a defiant Lohan declared: ‘People can think what they want. I’m really happy and that’s all that matters.’

So happy, in fact, that she would like to accessorize their relationship with an adopted baby:

She tells the latest edition of Marie Claire magazine: ‘At some point, I want to adopt a kid as well.

‘A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.’

We’re totally on board! In fact, Lindsay, we’d like to present you with an offer:

Adopt us.

You’re happy. Healthy. In a stable, loving relationship - as far as we can tell from paparazzi photos taken while you’re shopping for Cheez Its. You’re working. You’re clothed. In other words: You’re boring.

What you need is someone to be the next Hollywood Wild Child. We like leggings. And wearing a stranger’s coke-filled pants while running over pedestrians. We enjoy being not poor, drinking excessively, having daddy issues and slipping a nip every so often. But we lack the means to life such an elegant and glamorous lifestyle. LiLo, take us under your wing. Now that you’re all clean and happy and working and have your life together, someone needs to take over that role. Adopt us and teach us.

We may not be a redhead but, we assure you: Our crotch is definitely on fire.

Plus we look really cute dressed as a little bumble bee for Halloween.

‘I’m really happy with Samantha… and I want to adopt a child’, says Lindsay Lohan
By DAILY MAIL REPORTER [Daily Mail]