Apparently Madonna’s sinewy arms were all up on Alex Rodriguez burrito on Tuesday when the two dined at New York City’s Dos Caminos restaurant. This comes on the heels of Alex’s divorce to ex Cynthia Rodriguez - which was partly due to rumors about him cheating with Madonna. Dos Caminos, dos mujeres!:

They pair ate at an alcove-like table in the back.

“They seemed very close,” a source told Usmagazine.com

Vague much? What constitutes as “very close?” Was he sitting on her lap? Was her head completely inside his mouth? Was there canoodling? Madonna and Alex are both, of course, denying it:

Reps for Madonna and Alex Rodriguez deny the two dined together at Dos Caminos on Third Avenue the other night. But sources insist the Yankee star broke bread with Madge and two male friends. “Madonna entered through the front door half an hour after A-Rod arrived and had her security guards check the exits before she sat down at a quiet corner table,” said one source. Madonna had the men laughing with her stories. When the meal was over, they left by separate exits.

Men laughing at her stories? Gigolos. Trust. Also, whores for attention. If you’re going to deny a relationship with someone, why eat out with them at a hoity-toity restaurant? Shit, Papa John’s delivers.

Madonna and A-Rod Dine Together in NYC [Us Magazine]
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