Shit is getting dirty! Like, bits-of-corn-stuck-in-it dirty! Ever since news that Madonna is a crazy banshee-woman who eats macrobiotic human entrails while howling at the moon, Madonna’s people have been working overtime to try and make her look like the victim in all this. A victim who refers to her ex as “emotionally retarded” during a concert. According to the stable of rollerskating twinks in body glitter that work for Madonna, Guy Ritchie is a known “gold digger” who left his then-girlfriend for Madonna. Apparently, he didn’t spend one penny of his own money on his wife or children while married to Madonna:

“Madonna finally got fed up with him never being around and being used and filed for a divorce,” an impeccable source tells us. “Guy has threatened to go after half of M’s hard-earned money, claiming that the law is on his side. He doesn’t care that the world thinks of him as Heather Mills. He doesn’t care that he has his own money and doesn’t need her. He feels he is entitled to half of her empire.”

Madonna’s friends and associate tell us, “She is devastated.”

Weren’t there previous reports that he wasn’t asking for anything from Madonna? Whatever. We’re finding to believe anything other than both these fools are money-hungry ego-maniacs with a Messiah complex. But at least we’ve never seen Guy Ritchie’s crotch swatched in purple Spandex on stage while hanging off a mirrored cross, so.

The Truth About Guy Ritchie - World Exclusive! [Perez Hilton]