MadonnaGuyGate ‘08: In Which Rocco Roots For Alex Rodriguez

Depending on which set of reports you’re inclined to believe, director Guy Ritchie is either an English gentleman who cries when his nagging wife refuses to let him eat sausages OR he’s a cold-blooded gold digger, out for his more famous wife’s wealth. New reports may point more towards the former: Guy Ritchie is apparently in tears after seeing a photo of son Rocco wearing a Yankees jersey. The Yankees, as you might know, is the team Alex Rodriguez’s — Madonna’s rumored lover — shriveled nutsack swings for:

“He said she is the ‘lowest of the low’ and is even more determined to fight for his side now,” the source says.

“Madonna has hit the wrong button,” adds the insider. “He won’t sink to her level, but she better watch out because it seems he has a lot on her.”

Of course, he can always hit back by dressing Rocco in something photographers will never get to see. That would really melt Madonna’s face.

Guy Ritchie “Crying” Over Photo of Son Rocco in Yankees T-Shirt [Us Weekly]