Mark Ciptak, a horrid man from Elizabethtown, Tennessee secretly named his newborn daughter “Sarah McCain Palin” without the consent of his wife, who was fighting afterbirth and a dilated vulva at the time. The wife had wanted to name her baby “Ava Grace,” which is Latin for “Sarah Hussein Palin.” Huge misunderstanding:

“I don’t think she believes me yet,” he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. “It’s going to take some more convincing.”

He says he named his womb troll this to “get the word out” about the McCain-Palin campaign. Yeah, dude. We’ve heard:

“I took one for the cause,” he said. “I can’t give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little.”

As if the baby wasn’t going to get enough grief for having a last name that sounds like prescription medication for impotence. Poor Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak.

Elizabethton Baby Named Sarah McCain Palin [TriCities]