No! Take Julio Jr. Instead!: Enrique Iglesias’ Private Jet Makes Emergency Landing

Everyone’s favorite dancing hero, Enrique Iglesias, had quite a fright the other day when his private jet was forced to make an emergency landing. We run onto that same problem with our private jet like all the time. While heading to London, motor trouble forced the jet to make an emergency landing in Luton. Which kind of sounds like London:

The Spanish heartthrob was a passenger and, after a short time on the tarmac, was able to continue his journey.

Heartthrob. We know who’s responsible for this so-called “engine failure,” too. A mole. Specifically his mole. Now that he’s had it removed, it has decided to enact its revenge. Truly, he can. Take. Your breath away:

Enrique in flight fright [The Sun]