Peeing “Baby Wee Wee” Dolly Is Very Happy To See You

Lots of people have an issue with baby dolls, from the argument that they enforce gender norms by being fiercely marketed to little “would-be mothers” to the impression that they’re creepy. But, really? They can be wonderful outlets for creativity and a great means of educating young children on how to care for others. Mostly, though, they make a wonderful gift for that unique group of giftees known as “the children of people you hate.” “Baby Wee Wee” is an ideal example of a gift for such a group. This doll, as the little British girls in the commercial note with glee, “wriggles his willy” right before he pees in your face.

Don’t believe us? Watch the hideous commercial, after the jump:

You can be sure Todd and Donna will never drop hints that baby Sienna’s so excited for Christmas ever again.

[Videogum via dlisted]