People En Español Wants To Know How You Prefer Jennifer Lopez: Gordita Or Anorexic?

By now, we’re all well aware that Hollywood stars come in two, basic body shapes: “Fat.” And “Eating Disorder.” People en Español understand this and wants to give you a platform to express whether you prefer the morbidly obese (Is that cellulite?!) or the potentially fatally undernourished (Oh my God, is she eating a salad?!). Now, we tend to try and avoid People en Español when they’re writing about Not Eduardo Rodriguez, so we were glad (?) that a tipster brought this quiz to our attention, along with the subject line, “This magazine never fails to offend people.”

Check out some fatorexic celebs, after the jump:

Alejandro Sanz

We’d bounce on his belly.

Raul de Molina

“El Gordo?” Really? Well. At least this is type of obsessive body scrutiny isn’t only reserved for women, hm?

Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham

Yeah, Lord. What a heifer she was.

Ana Martin

Lazy. She sure did gain a lot of weight over the past few decades.

Amy “La Chola” Winehouse

We know which is sexier, obvs. Helloooo bloody ballet slippers.

¿Te gustan gorditos o anoréxicos? [People en Español]