Schools in Gloucester, Massachusetts — the city now notorious for a group of teen girls who made a “pregnancy pact” — are voting tonight on whether or not to pass out contraceptives to students.

The Gloucester school board is expected decide Wednesday night whether to distribute contraceptives to students without parental consent. It could also vote to give them out only with parental consent or to continue a policy of not giving them out at all.

The mayor and the school board chairman have expressed support for contraceptives with parental consent.

We’re not sure, personally, if the problem really lies in encouraging protected sex. We think it’s more about a casual and uninformed attitude when it comes to pregnancy and child-rearing (OMG calm down, Gary Glitter). We hate to say it, but we think that girls shallow and ignorant enough to purposefully get pregnant while in high school and living with their parents would probably benefit from learning exactly what pregnancy, delivery and motherhood does to their Juicy Couture-clad bodies. Example: Episiotomies.

In this procedure, the vagina is enlarged to make childbirth easier. Although, in this case, “easier” comes at the expense of making a surgical incision from the bottom of the vagina, down towards the rectum. Yeah, taint snipping. As you are pushing out about eights pounds of baby human, afterbirth and a long log of shit you can’t really control while doctors and nurses and probably not the baby’s father look on. You’re welcome, ladies.

‘Pregnancy pact’ schools to vote on contraceptives [Breitbart]