Aw, poor Prince William! He had always been known as the “hot prince” - a title he’s since lost to his younger, ginger brother, Harry. Now Wills is forced to hang around with the likes of Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton. The three were all chatting together at Whisky Mint in London. S’like Whisky Dick, but stronger. At one point that night, William apparently turned to his cousins, Beatrice and Eugenie, his brother Harry and girlfriend Chelsy Davy, saying, “Excuse me, ladies, I’m just going to say hi to Christina.” OMG ROLF he called Harry a lady! Then, according to the farts who write The Mirror, the following ensued:

We watched him puff out his chest and stride across the packed bar to the corner where the American singer was sitting with her hubby, Jordan Bratman.

A red-faced William first had to convince her minder he was the real deal. We heard him whisper: “Er, hi. I’m Prince William, I just wanted to say hello.”

After a bit of wrangling, Christina, 27, gave the nod and Wills was in.

Poor Jordan hardly got a look in as the pair sat very close, swapping numbers and flirting outrageously.

Poppycock and boogerfizzle! We call bullshit. This is what happened: Christina looked over at Prince William and was like, “Is he baaaaaAAAaaalding?” while waving her hands up and down. And Prince William was all, “Cheerio!” Trust.

Also, given William is taken by girlfriend Kate Middleton and Christina is in love with her ferret-like husband, we hardly think they’d flirt it up in public. He probably just wanted to borrow her hat. Let’s have a moment of silence and remember Prince William as he was: Hot and untainted by American celebrities…

Exclusive pics: Prince William spends the night getting Dirrty with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton [Mirror]