You can cancel your appointment to get headshots made at Glamour Shots, people. The Sarah Palin porn lookalike for Hustler’s upcoming film has already been cast. Meet Lisa Ann, the winner of the 2006 X-Rated Critics’ Organization Award for “Best Cumback.” Totally looks like Sarah Palin, right? Right down to the rosary nestled between a pair of giant boobs. Lisa Ann will star in “Nailin’ Paylin” (Haha, ticky!), a story about a young women who overcomes hardship. Wink:

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

That’s one way to shatter a ceiling. But will it be anywhere near as mind-shatteringly awesome as “The Elliot Splitz-Her Story?”

“Nailin’ Paylin” [TMZ]
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