MondayOctober132008

Sarah Palin: Smarter Than The Average Moose? Let's Check Some SAT Scores And IQ Tests

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Much has been made about Sarah Palin’s intellektual capabilities. A fact which many might describe as “much ado about nothing.” Our recent glimpses as to what magazines and newspapers Governor Palin reads (“all of them, any of them…”) or her thoughts on the Bush Doctrine (“…”), her tendency to go off on tangents during the recent vice presidential debate, her folksy catch-phrases and her regional pronunciation of “nukular,” have many speculating not whether Governor Palin is experienced enough to hold such a high office, but whether she’s intelligent enough.

Recently, documents purported to be Palin’s IQ stats and SAT scores have been thrusting their way into people’s inboxes, not unlike a fuckin’ redneck hockey player from Wasilla with but a rudimentary understanding of where babies come from. Dawn Eden, author of The Thrill of the Chaste: Finding Fulfillment While Keeping Your Clothes On, has announced that Palin’s SAT scores are, in fact, forgeries based on her own scoresheet, which she posted publicly in 2004. Eden’s original scores were doctored to lower the grade and feature Palin’s name. The other document, claiming to reveal Palin’s lower-than-average IQ score of 83, has been floating around, yet to be authenticated.

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Which leads us to the question: What does this have to do with Sarah Palin’s ability to govern? If she’s an idiot, then she’s at least an idiot who has managed to complete a college education (albeit in six years and at four different institutions of higher learning) and ostensibly act as a mayor to a town and, then, as governor of an entire state. And that’s without her father buying her a place at Yale. Surely she had to convince people she was at least more capable than all the other Joe Six-Packs vying for the same position. And, if not brilliant, Sarah Palin is at the very least incredibly savvy. She knows how to play to her strengths — her down-home appeal and self-publicized status as a “Washington outsider” — and rally people around her. Say what you will, that takes finesse and the ability to strategize.

Perhaps more pressing an issue that whether or not Sarah Palin was a good student or even what she has been able to accomplish despite an alleged lower-than-average IQ is whether the decisions she’s made reflect what the American people want in a leader and whether the issues closest to her heart are in the best interest of the public, and whether they’re in your best interest.

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Take for example, oh… Latina voters! Issues that might be more socially, culturally and economically relevant to this demographic such as Palin’s stance on abortion, reproductive health, rape, health care, immigration, job creation, the ongoing war abroad - Is she on board with what you think or want? We’ve already heard from you on what factors you consider when voting for a candidate and 76% of you stated that neither a candidate’s ethnicity nor their gender influences your vote. So, barring voting on someone based on who makes their eyeglasses or who does their hair, you’re probably voting based on some combination of their experience (politically and otherwise) and their take on issues facing our country.

While it’s a fun form of release to speculate on how intelligent or dense certain politicians might be, let’s not lose sight of the forest for the meth-addled lumberjacks cutting down trees. Deal?

Nutroots use my SAT scoresheet to forge ‘Palin Grades’ [The Dawn Patrol]
Sarah Palin’s IQ? [Buzzfeed]

Comments

I thought she said that her family didn’t have a lot of money. How did her father afford to buy her a place at Yale?

I think that’s a knock at George Bush, Jr.

The fact of the matter is that Palin is just window dressing. She’s the vice presidential candidate, and as such, she won’t be doing a whole lot of anything, if it doesn’t suit McCain to have her do so. The fact that Cheney plays a fairly active role in the Bush administration doesn’t mean that Palin would play a similar role in a McCain administration.

That being said, McCain has a long track record of voting the Bush agenda. So, if you’re happy with what’s happened to our country over the last 8 years, voting for McCain would give you more of the same. John McCain’s branding himself a “maverick” really has more to do with his tendency to say ill-advised things with pride than with his political independence.

So, think what you want about Sarah Palin’s qualifications or lack thereof. It’s what McCain wants you to do, because every second you spend wondering whether or not she’s qualified is a second you didn’t spend wondering about him.

This is a great piece by Alex that boils down the question “Do you want Sarah Palin standing anywhere need the White House?” to a simple one. Its not only a matter whether you agree with Sarah Palin’s stand on several issues, is whether she would be able to do something about it if she is given that power. It is my opinion that Sarah Palin would give in to the bullying and is easily persuadable, more so than Bush, and having someone like that in one of the highest leadership positions in the land is dangerous.

Though initially charmed by that luscious creature from Alaska, I now find myself wondering why McCain chose her as VP running mate. Especially after reading a staggering number of stories from the local Alaska media regarding her blatant abuse of power and disregard for anyone’s opinion while both Mayor and Governor. Not to mention the fact that the longer you read, the more you realize how truly insane she really is.

Quintana: Keep in mind that there is a very good chance that McCain will not survive a full term as president. Do we really want this gun-toting, power-hungry, no-reading, not-accountable chick running our country? Oh wait. She’d be like the one there now, minus the penis. :-)

I’ll admit that I’d love to have her govern my pants, but I sure as hell hope she never makes it anywhere near the white house.

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