FridayOctober242008

Selena Gomez Is Totally Going To Steal Miley Cyrus' 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

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We’re starting to like this Selena Gomez fetus-person more and more. She’s currently rumored to be dating the fair-to-middling Jonas Brother, Nick, who once dated Miley Cyrus. That hasn’t, however, kept Selena from saying that Miley’s new boyfriend, 20-year-old model Justin Gaston, is “really cute.” Girl, get him. You two can share flat irons. Says Gomez:

“I honestly think that she’s adorable. I think she’s really sweet, and I think that he’s really cute, too. I wish them all the luck.”

Lieeeesssss. She’s lying so hard that she’s actually lying through Miley Cyrus’ teeth. Then she lay out a blanket and had a picnic on Miley Cyrus’ teeth. Miley Cyrus has huge teeth.

Anyway, aw. Selena has been so sweet about her whole “rivalry” with Miley, especially given that seriously obnoxious video Miley made making fun of Selena. Good form, Gomez.

(Selena, seriously. Email us your Miley Cyrus horse teeth jokes. We know you have fucking tons.)

Selena: Miley’s Older Boyfriend Is “Really Cute” [Us Weekly]

Comments

Yowzaa!! Go get em Selena.

Those girls are far too young to handle that. Me on the other hand….

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