Tattooed-On Lipliner: Good Enough For Cholas, Pigs And Your Next President - Sarah Palin
1 October 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser
Apparently a concerned citizen from Moosefart, Alaska (named Joe Biden) sent a tip to Wonkette about a theory that Sarah Palin’s “lipstick” might actually be a “tattoo.” Oh please. As if we’d ever buy the idea that Sarah Palin is some kind of common trash from some backwoods small town where hockey-playing rednecks tattoo their pregnant teen girlfriend’s name on their finger and people eat things like squirrel balls and caribou they hunt and kill themselves. Pfffft.
Read Joe Biden’s email, after the jump:
Notes: Sarah’s sister in-law owns a beauty parlor in Wasilla…apparently Sarah’s lip liner is tattooed on…not sure what to do with that one.
Lies. Sarah’s lipliner is applied each morning by the souls of aborted baby feminist eagles in tiny little tophats singing the National Anthem.
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wow. seriously, as if she already didn’t remind me of my tía melín from mty. all she needs is the tattooed eyebrows.
but, let’s not forget the real issues! she sucks.
@denise: “but, let’s not forget the real issues! she sucks.”
Oh yea, real mature denise.
I doubt she has tattooed on makeup. I bet she doesn’t believe in it, just like she doesn’t believe in sex education. Retarded (like a certain someones baby I shan’t name).