Could we make up anything so romantic as a $4281 cruise to Mexico with Mexican hating Congressman Tom Tancredo? We think not. But the crazy kids in love over at Young America’s Foundation, a conservative group for young adults, have. They’re planning a Valentine’s week (post inauguration) “warm reprieve” by way of a romantic neo-con getaway. The invitation, which is after the jump, invites you to “surprise your sweetheart” with the news that they’re going to spend February 6-16, 2009 on the high seas with five old white dudes and Michelle Easton—okay, six old white dudes— sailing to ports in Mexico, Central America and the Carribean. Nothing like seeing brown people back where they belong to set Young America’s nerves at ease. The entire speaker lineup and booking details, in case you’re interested, are after the jump.

Young America’s Foundation Cruise Information [YAF via]