Time For The Freakend: Justin Gaston Is Giving You The Finger. And, Admit It. You Like It.

Miley’s new piece is not exactly ugly. That god damn lucky chipmunk in a sheet. Seriously, how did she manage to sink her teeth into this one? Did she accidentally trip, mouth first, and he just happened to standing here, gold digging?

He’s like Zac Ephron, with that sweepy-swoopy hair, but with less of that whole “looking like he’s made of melting wax” sort of thing. Which we appreciate.

Anyway, here he is at some party with Not Miley Cyrus. This was either from before they met or while she was busy taking pictures of herself storing nuts for the winter. There’s a few more after the jump, so go ahead and enjoy ‘em.

ASS TO ASS!

Wind tunnel.

We were initially too distracted by Justin’s super cute ensemble to notice how much Kevin James there is totally sweating while looking for his contact lens.

You’re welcome.

Photos of Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston partying in a half shirt [Celebitchy]