Tit For Tat: Teta Ceilings New Trend In Russia

Introducing boob ceilings, a new interior design trend hitting Russia. According to a blog. Which pictures of one home. But whatever. Trend, sure. It’s a nice departure from our grandparents’ popcorn, or “Edward J. Olmos’ Complexion,” ceilings. The ceiling’s bumps, which descend like a pair of stalactites, prevent flood damage in apartment by collecting water… Which will then sit in these boob-things? Breeding bugs and collecting their caca bits? How does this water get out?:

In Russia suspended ceiling is not only a stylish element of the flat interior, it can simply save your dwelling from flood made by the careless neighbors living above. Like in this case the practice shows that it is able to gather and hold all the water.

In Soviet Russia, disbelief suspends you. We think the ceilings, trend or not, at least look pretty cool. But, query, is it customary to leave bowls of peepee underneath your ceiling-tits?:

Yeesh. They look like Lindsay Lohan awaiting her spray tan.

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