Remember when we told you all about the lovely and fabulous “Geisha Facial” a while back? The spa treatment involves getting one’s face slathered in nightingale poop because, like sperm, it promises to make your skin clear and beautiful. Well it turns out that the treatment has at least one high-profile fan. Posh Spice!:

Victoria, who has long battled problem skin, puts her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo.

And it seems David has been getting involved too.

You know these two are literally into all kinds of shit.

Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens.

A pal told Closer magazine: ‘When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.

So there you have it. Next time you’re wandering around Central Park, look up and see if you can’t get the same treatment for free, courtesy of a pigeon or twelve. Much better than cleansing and occasionally exfoliating.

Victoria and David Beckham’s secret to perfect glowing skin: Bird poo [Daily Mail]