Barack Obama’s newest Spanish-language campaign ads, which are airing in Florida (and after the jump!), feature a young man battling cancer. Who will be saved when Barack Obama walks on water to battle an ancient evil, John McCain. An evil that feasts on the tears of sick children and looks on smugly with George Bush while a narrator speaks in hushed tones about how they are literally giving you AIDS as you sleep:

The narrator, a boy with cancer, says John McCain’s heathcare plan leaves out people with pre-existing conditions. “Barack Obama is the only one with a solution for us,” he says.

John McCain’s camp, however, responded by saying, “LIES!” and then coughing a little bit of blood:

McCain aide Andeliz Castillo responds: “Contrary to Obama’s false assertions, John McCain’s health care plan does not exclude individuals with pre-existing conditions. John McCain recognizes that our country’s quality of health care is extremely important to our families. Barack Obama’s plan translates into the government taking away patient options.”

So either Obama’s saliva cures sores to the enraptured song of cult-babies or he’s taking away our options while kicking little puppies. Watch the ad for yourself:

Obama: Health care, en Espanol [Politico]