Video: Beyonce’s Anthem For “Single Ladies” Undermined Only By Her Gigantic Wedding Ring
13 October 2008, 6:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Beyonce’s new single “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” is catchy, like the clap. It’s also as patently stupid as every other Beyonce song ever made. Sorry, Beyonce fans. Her music is fun and dance-to-able but they do not make a lick of sense. We know asking for coherence in a pop song is like throwing a tantrum that Jolly Ranchers are low in fiber but, come on:
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
That is so stupid. First of all, hi. You’re married to the richest fucker that ever was. Jay-Z poos diamond rings. That is a fact. And, sure, not every song is autobiographical, but doesn’t the fact that she already “has a ring on it” kind of distract from her song? A monstrous, ostentatious ring? Especially since Beyonce’s product is not her music - her product is Beyonce.
Also, “on it?” Really? You are not a porterhouse steak, Beyonce. Now, if you’re so inclined, watch a few takes behind the scenes for the song’s upcoming video. Which, from the clips, seems to be about dancing robots with blonde hair:
Sneak Peek of Beyonce Knowles’ ‘Single Ladies’ Music Video [Ace Showbiz]
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I like her sister’s sound better…less screechy. Beyonce always sounds like she is on the edge of hysteria to me…
Damn I love this girl
Oh, B is such a mystery!
Why doesn’t she ever express an opinion, for example? Or ever look slightly upset in public? All the years she’s been in the public eye, and never a single flash of personality!
She’s always smiling her perfect model smile while wearing a perfectly tidy but ridiculously over-the-top-wig and all that makeup. She looks the same whether on stage, at the basketball game, or “relaxing” on a yacht!
I mean, who wears false eyelashes & a wig while on vacation?
Could she actually be a robot?
@reina: A robot that dances but can’t sing.
I love this video!!!! All of you are haters, if you don’t like her you don’t have to listen but don’t try to bring us real Beyonce fans down, I am a fan forever!!!!!!!!I lvoe her songs, music, and style. She is a class act, since she is not in the news for being a fool or doing something stupid people don’t like her. No matter what she is selling music.
I Think All Ya’ll Fucking Haters Need To Get The Fuck On. And If You All Would Really Listen To Her, She Said That She Made This Song For Single Ladies Because She Knows How It Feels To Be Single, And Just Because She’s Married Doesnt Mean She Is Going To Forget About The Single Ladies. So Please Keep Your MotherFucking Opinions To Your Damn Self. Dont Hate Because You Are Single And You Dont Have As Much Money As She Does.
*sigh* Oh, you stupid people make me laugh.
First of all, we all know Beyonce sucks. Yes she’s attractive, yes she’s making money, but her music is terrible. It lacks content, this is a fact.
Truth is, terrible music will always sell. Why? Because, unfortunately, the number of smart, content-hungry, intellectual people is far less that stupid people. How is this related to music? It makes it easier for any idiot to put a catchy phrase, or stupid rhyme on any track and make a hit. I am not “hating” on her, or her fans. I am simply pointing something out.
It’s ok Dontrell, I can see why you like her music. Your diminished intellect is obvious, and it is manifested in how you type. “…All Ya’ll..” lol you are hilarious.
First, “Ya’ll” is not a word. I think you ment “Y’all”. Meaning “you all”. Therefore, you don’t need to say “all” before “y’all”. If you were any smarter you would realize you just said, “all you all”. lol wow how smart are you?
And as far as opinions go, you futher confirm your stupidity. You are reading a publication, yes? It is written by a person, yes? This person will also have an opinion and it will evident in the position taken when reporting. But let’s forget that for a sec. We don’t want to be bias. You took the time to read and respond to what other have commented. If you were any smarter, which we have already established that you are not, you would also have realized that in submitting a comment you are also making an opinion.
Anyways, I could go on and on about how stupid you are. But in doing so I give you the attention needed by a common idiot such as your self to feel important. And I refuse to do that. :)
Beyonce is great and all but her music is garbage.
I would just like to state that only ignorant people argue about something so silly.
Wake up people!!! These stars do not care about you. Grow up. Get a life, and find something with a cause to fight about.