Video: Glade Plug-Ups… Because We Haven’t Done A Post About Farts In A While

Yeah, well. We made like a whole two weeks without making a fart joke, so it was about time. If you have a tendency to drop “nose hair burning ass bombs” while being annoying in a floral dress, then perhaps you should consider investing in Glade Plug-Ups. Get it?!

They go up your butt and turn your noxious odors into smiley faces. They also manage to turn your stint at Julliard into a really awkward and embarrassing parody video that shows, hey, maybe you should have gone into blogging. After the jump, proof that life is a gas and then you die: