Woman-Of-Which-America-Was-Previously-Frightened, Michelle Obama, spoke to Jay Leno in an attempt to maybe get some undecided voters to think, “Hey, she’s kinda nice! Think I’ll be voting for her husband.” Michelle has received a lot of flak from the public because she happens to be a woman who isn’t quiet and, well, a woman who sometimes comes off as a little sarcastic and dismissive. But, as it turns out, Michelle isn’t the America-bashing elitist, holed away in her decidedly un-American city of “Chicago” (God, is that in French?!) that so many articles have painted her to be. She shops at J. Crew, America. Like real, hardworking, honest Americans. …Who are not us. Because we tried to buy a (really cute!) knit tie there for our boyfriend the other weekend and cried when they were around 50 dollars each.

Whatever. We can’t believe we’re still talking about this election in terms of who is wearing what, but. Here are are. Video after the jump:

You know, when we’re First Lady, we’re going to shop exclusively at Wal*Mart. And wear charming skirt suits made entirely of Oscar Mayer bologna. Take that, Evil-Doers!