Video: Russian Cat Lady Makes Us Happy We Only Get PBR Can Pyramids And Mysterious Bruises

We have to confess to never being into cats, save for one retarded (Not like “dumb.” Like, literally developmentally disabled.) kitten we had, named Miso, that our father accidentally poisoned. So we know we don’t have any chance of becoming a “cat lady.” When we die alone and unloved in our dark, dank apartment in Queens, it will be rats that gnaw on our fingers, not felines. A comfort, that is.

But we know plenty of ladies who are extremely into cats, even making sweaters for them to pee on and claw. One woman in Siberia owns 130 cats and even has little plastic chairs for them to sit on while they silently plot her demise so that they can eat her corpse. If you’re a cat person, take pride in knowing you haven’t yet gotten to this point. And if you’re not, let’s go fry some up, Peruvian-like. Video after the jump:

Although, we must say, she’s not as bad as this lady.

Shudder.

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