After losing a bet on German TV show “Wetten dass…?”, Salma Hayek was made to teeter about onstage in a traditional Bavarian “Dirndl,” which is German for “an excuse to see Salma Hayek dressed like an extra in low-budget fetish porn.” Carla Bruni was also on the show to sing some songs off her new album, I’m An Opportunist. Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld was also on hand to decay and make everyone feel bad about herself. But both was, of course, proved no match for Salma’s cleavage.

Video of Salma in a Dirndl and, like, 18-inch stilettos, after the jump:

She’s totally reminding us of this gross boob-shaped beer stein our grandfather used to have. Shudder.

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