Watchando: Is Packing Up And Moving To Tiggywinkles
- A six-inch baby deer named Rupert was orphaned at “Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital” in England. That is. So. Fucking. Ador- Oh. We just accidentally gave birth. UPDATE: Rupert had died. We will make a commemorative Blingee for our MySpace while dying inside. [Daily Mail]
- Lingerie model Joy Sartin was charged with trying to bribe a police officer when she pulled money out of her bra during a traffic stop. We would have been charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Hey-o! [AP]
- Lindsay Lohan might adopt a baby. Or buy a headband. Still undecided. [The London Paper]
- Kate Moss has a vagina and now you can kind of see it. [A Socialite’s Life]
- Rosie O’Donnell might be coming to prime time with a show called “Rosie’s Variety Hour.” A variety of pantsuits and funny voices, we’re sure. [EW]
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I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news of news:
http://www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/Sadness-as-Rupert-the-baby.4551419.jp
Poor lil’ Rupey :(
Posted by Ramsey | October 02, 2008
He was too good for this world.
God, now I’m thoroughly depressed.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | October 02, 2008
@dijo Alex: You’ve been a mess lately. Come stay awhile in Phoenix with me and we will drink til we vomit! Also you can cuddle with my Chihuahua. That should all make you feel better about life.
Posted by Fredo | October 02, 2008
why?! they should make reborn dolls of that deer.
Posted by denise | October 02, 2008