Watchando: Misses The Days When Ringo Starr Was A Jolly "Thomas The Train" Conductor

Ringo Starr is not going to signing any of your fucking fan mail because he’s too busy. Peace & love, motherfuckers.
Is Zac Efron going to get all naked for penis-pony-play Equus? [The Post Chronicle]
Maureen McCormick, the original Marcia Brady, is writing a memoir about being young and pretty and possibly on drugs. [10connects]

“Elmo Live” doll is going to kill you as you sleep, should you be one of the few people who’re actually able to purchase on this holiday season. [Fisher-Price]
Servants are selling Victoria and David Beckham’s shit on eBay. This is why we only utilize child labor at Guanabee. [The Sun]