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Watchando: Wants To Be Adopted By Angelina

Angelina Jolie says her children adapt easily to moving so often and that she is going to adopt another hobbit-troll. Her dress in this clip is also really nice.
Tea Leoni and David Duchovny have separated and it’s not because of his wandering peepee affliction. Apparently, Tea has been exchanging steamy text messages with Billy Bob Thornton’s country-fried ass. [Daily Mail]
Jennifer Aniston is getting back together with John Mayer. This can only end well. [The Sun]

A 13-year-old girl in Long Island named Leanna has her own hair care company and will be the youngest person to ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange. Jealous? [Daily News]

I’m gonna tackle these in order-

1. I wonder what Angelina will charge for admission to her petting zoo.

2. I think its nice that David and Tea can finally have some TV/tabloid time again. They aren’t washed up!

3. Fuck Jennifer and fuck John. Jennifer is sad now because she got so much of her popularity just by being Brad Pitts wife. Now she gets attention for the mess her love life has become.

4. Fuck that 13yr old girl jealous

Posted by Fredo | October 16, 2008