Watchando: Like Will Ferrell, Declares Her Office A "Bummer-Free Zone"

Will Ferrell paid a visit to SNL to talk about “that hot lady and the Tiger Woods guy.” He was ok, but could use more cowbell.
Suri Cruise got a haircut while screaming, “All I really need in 40 degree weather here in NY is a fucking jacket, you assholes.” Mouth like a sailor, that one. [dlisted]
Tom Cruise might glibly roast Matt Lauer. Literally, if he has his way. [OK!]

Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus wants her own apartment, probably because you can’t have anal with 20-year-ld underwear models and abuse Ambien while living with your dad. [Hollyscoop]
Angelina Jolie’s brats are talking her into marrying Brad Pitt. Fetuses give the best relationship advice. [National Enquirer]