Watchando: Heard That, If Bono Touches You And You're Wearing A Bikini, You Become Famous. And Pregnant.

Bono posed for Facebook pictures with two 19-year-olds in bikinis who did not happen to be his wife. [Daily Mail]
High School Musical 3 has the honor of being the first global numberone opening movie since The Dark Knight. The world loves dead people and musicals. [Deadline Hollywood Daily]
The Chicago Defender endorses Jesse Jackson for Barack Obama’s Senate seat. Jesse Jackson, in turn, accused them of “acting White” and informed them they’d have their balls cut off. [Chicago Defender]

Some woman is trying to take out a Super Bowl ad to find a husband. Join a book club instead? [Super Bowl Single Girl]
Amy Winehouse is in a London clinic with a chest infection. It’s a better excuse than “exhaustion,” at any rate. Also, she failed to show up for a hearing for punching a woman in the face. [NOTW]