Watchando: Thinks PETA Mistook Ashley And Mary-Kate For Frightened Lemurs
Surprise! The Olsen twins don’t want to talk to you. Especially if you’re going to call them “Hairy-Kate and Trashley.”[P6]
Joaquin Phoenix announced he will retire from acting in films. The frogs living in his hair advised him not to. [Extra]
Ivanka Trump is reportedly converting to Judaism for her boyfriend, Jared Kushner. No longer being the only thing to be worshiped in his daughter’s life, Donald’s bush is probably totally burning. [P6]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have six nannies - that’s one nanny per child. Can’t Maddox just lead the child army to battle already? [The Scoop]