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Watchando: Doesn’t Think Lindsay Lohan Is Blind, Just Dumb

22 October 2008, 12:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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• Blind item! Someone we shall call “Dinlsey Holan” has been cheating on his or her less famous same-sex partner, whom we shall dub “Namastha Sonron,” with a person of the opposite sex, say a “Cache Frawcord.” Whomever could it be?! [BlindGossip]
• Christo and Jeanne Claude plan to build a canopy over the Arkansas River, much to the chagrin of one BBC reporter. [BBC]
• Guy Ritchie has a new girlfriend, who will probably soon disappear in a puff of Botox and kinky boots. [P6]

• The National Enquirer calls Cindy McCain a maverick when it comes to lying. [Gawker]
• Britney Spears is wearing a ring from ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Remember? He’s the one that looks like he beats off to horse-fucking porn while stroking his soul patch. [FOX News]

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   Mona Lopez wrote

   One year ago

   Christo? Did you tell my abuelita the news? She’s gonna be psyched about Jesus coming back and resuming his carpenter shenanigans.

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   Key wrote

   One year ago

   Oh no! Dinlsey Holan can have any of the three million other sexually ambiguous entertainment professionals that aren’t her sex but Cache Frawcord is too hot for her.

   Besides, I have him on layaway - so there!

   Reply