Watchando: Is Wearing Earmuffs And Smiling Vacantly At Katie Holmes

A clip from Katie Holmes’ scene in the upcoming film Eli Stone. Who knew that, all this time, her glassy stare was at risk of being completely shattered.
Doctors mistook a woman’s ovary for an appendix. Which is not that much worse than that time they mistook our entire body for a supermodel’s. Embarrassing! [The Local]
Tina Turner and Aretha Franklin are in a fight over who is “Queen.” Ladies, there is only one queen and that is Elton John. So sit your asses down and recognize. [USA Today]

Barack Obama is purchasing a half hour of air time to tell you all about hope and change. We won’t get mad if it occurs right smack in the middle of “Two and a Half Men.” [THR]