ThursdayOctober302008

Watchando: Is Gonna Gay Marry Eduardo Verastegui

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  • Eduardo Verastegui’s IMDB page says he’s saving himself for marriage. [Intersections]
  • Barack Obama went on The Daily Show last night to talk about his infomercial which overtook every major network last night. We want him inside our White House, now! [Comedy Central]
  • Daddy Yankees’ laptop and blackberry were stolen out of his car in Argentina. Here’s hoping they keep his porn preferences to themselves.[Lossip]
  • The ghetto iPhone stand. [Boing Boing]
  • Mana says they support Obama. American voters say, “Ma-who?” [Latin Gossip]

Comments

But if they vote “yes” to 8, how is he EVER going to get laid?????

Is that a feathery mullet he has started? Lust Over

Closet gays for McCrazyCain.

How apropos!

The only job that Eduardo has left is speaking fees at his religous fanatical churches. The guy’s career is now DOA in Hollywood. He lives 2 miles for gay West Hollywood. I doubt any producer/director from LIBERAL entertainment industry will ever hire him.

If Eduarda wants to get back in the closet, hiding behind the Catholic church, I say it’s fine with me.

I’m sure the priests will welcome Eduardo with open arms and more! LOL

Hey, at least it’s better than “moral” priests abusing our children.

Eduardo is such a freaking closet queen who will now become PERSONA NON GRATA.

Vieja idiota!

OK, Guanabee. It’s time to get some Perez Hilton cojones and blow the lid on this Eduardo closet case. We know A LOT of hunky latin soap stars are flamers, but this is an easy case to crack. Miami is a hot bed for these people and Eduardo knows it. Why are his trips to Florida so secretive (sans entourage) and no one EVER meets his family, although he speaks adoringly of them?

There is only but so much chisme a gal can spill, Guanabee! Do you really need more grimy details?

Seeing Eduardo standing next to those two wax figures from the Spooky Museum has finally clinched the deal: I am OVER him. I may not even be gay anymore.

Or maybe I just don’t have any lust for self-hatin’ closet cases. I do think it would be a fun Guanamission to out this payaso.

C’mon, ladies…you know you want to…

He’s the typical closeted Latin man: at a steam room at a local Equinox gym near you, most likely in West Hollywood.

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