Watchando: Natalie Dylan Now Has A Price For Her Virginity. And It’s Not “One (1) Stick Of Wet ‘n Wild Eyeliner.”

15 October 2008, 11:15 AM. By Daniel Mauser

Ardent feminist Natalie Dylan has finally set a price for her virginity: Around $3.8 million. We’re in a recession, Nat, and girls usually give it away for free / Iron Maiden tickets. So… good luck with that. [Blog of Hilarity]
Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography… at 15. It’s stuff like “I’m on a show and posed in a sheet. <3" written in Gel Pen. [Thaindian News]
DJ AM will join Jay-Z on tour for his first gig since his plane crash. It’s like a delicious musical alphabet soup. [Yahoo]
Chipotle’s “green” restaurant is in Gurnee, Illinois, assuring you’ll never visit it, ever. [Machochip]
Pamela Anderson is criticizing Katie Price’s parenting skills. All we hear is the sound of Tommy Lee turning around really fast: Thwap. Thwap. [The Sun]
After the jump, Selma Blair does “something cool:”