An unnamed Mission, Texas resident recently declared what appeared to be several soiled diapers at the U.S. / Mexican border. Border officials, being suspicious and maybe a little gross, decided to check the diapers to find that they were full of delicious spicy chorizo. That was a total crapshoot, by the way. LOLiterally.

The woman was fined $300 dollars and her delicious meat diapers were seized by authorities.

Unnamed Mission Resident is so totally lucky to have a baby that poops chorizo. Ours will probably only poo David Archuleta songs. :(

Spicy pork sausage found in ‘soiled diapers’ [The Brownsville Herald]