Oh God. The rest of our work day is going downhill from here now that we’ve found “Palin As President.” It’s going to be all posts on Selena Gomez coloring unicorns from here on out, kittens.

Anyway, “Palin as President” gives you a glimpse into the futuuuure with Sarah Palin as our Maverick in Chief. We already know we’d have wholesome family movies to look forward to, plus loads of interesting names for the first family. Oh, and a President who believes that our presence in the Middle East was mandated by God. And who doesn’t know how to lie about not knowing what the Bush Doctrine is. Hey, it’s not like we knew. But, then again, we’ve only been mayor of Sadville. So, “Palin as President.” Here are a few things to look out for:

Make sure you click the legs of her desk and all doors and windows in the Oval Office. Oh, and her diplomas. God, she looks so happy in her little chair. We hope she invites us over to the White House to watch hockey and count dinosaurs.

[Palin As President]