Med school students in Barcelona ruffled a few stethoscopes when they posed nude for a calendar without telling the hospital what they were up to. The Pere Virgili hospital in Barecelona had issued permission for the students to take...

This just in: teenagers document their anorexia and bulemia on video and post it to the internet. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! No but, really, Thanksgiving weekend is a good time to thank God you were born into a Latin family...

Heyyyyyy guys. Hoooowww’s it going? Did anyone else get into an argument with their Grandpa over the dubious merits of a free market economy and then drown their frustration in a heady mix of stuffing and wine? No? Well...

Despite some peoples’ opinion, we think there can never be too much Beyonce and we’re not alone since “Single Ladies” has inspired more tribute videos than that little, fat, Mexican kid Edgar. Take, for example, this ridiculous queen in...

A Valley Stream mall Walmart employee died today following a massive stampede by customers attempting to take advantage of Black Friday sales. Shoppers broke through the store’s doors, knocking the 34-year-old man to the ground and trampling him as...

A food festival in Santiago de Anaya, Mexico features burritos made from ingredients that go beyond the usual carnitas or grilled chicken. But that are probably not too far removed from whatever’s in a Taco Bell enchirrito. Winners for...

Be honest: If you attended a Catholic school then, at one time or another, you probably toyed with the idea of becoming a nun when you grew up. The notion of celibacy was either not completely understood or was...

We hope you all had a lovely Thanksgiving yesterday or, at the very least, a relaxing day off. Maybe you’ll spend today shopping for gifts you can’t afford for people you don’t really like, relaxing with friends and family,...

While you were pretending you like your family, audience members in Germany were pretending to enjoy Britney Spears’ “Bambi Awards” performance. Kim Cattrall is airing out her boobs to recreate Titian’s “Diana and Actaeon” in order to raise money...

A man in northern Mexico reported to police Wednesday that he was glued to the steering wheel of his truck and robbed by a blonde woman in a mini-skirt. Anadel Carrizales said he was driving near Monterrey when a...

If you managed to avoid Thanksgiving with that-branch-of-the-family-no-one-likes this year and plan, instead, on celebrating this most joyous of holidays with your boyfriend’s Anglo family then, Mazel Tov! You’ve successfully avoided any talk of pregnancy or marriage or whether...

South Korean Actress Ok So-Ri, 39, is facing an 18-month jail term for breaking the country’s strict laws on adultery. Ms. Ok’s adultery and corresponding divorce from actor Park Chul has been news fodder in South Korea, where both...

Tiny little nugget-person Selena Gomez is auctioning herself off for a charitable cause. If you’ve got an extra $9,000 or so stashed away somewhere, you have a chance at spending a day with Selena on the set of her...

Broadway veteran and Professional Gay Harvey Fierstein likes to hold weekly card games in the basement of the Neil Simon Theater during which everyone drinks, smokes, and refers to one another as a fag. Just like Thanksgiving with family!...

Fotie Photenhauer, the author of the positively nutty, slightly acidic new cookbook, Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes gave us a shout-out on the book’s website! You might recall that we featured two of the book’s recipes...

Mariah Carey’s new indie movie Tennessee will premiere next month in LA and NY, and Mariah Carey is already talking about her potential Best Original Song nominee for “Right to Dream”. Her hypothetical nominee will place her in imaginary...

“The Hills” stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt claim they decided to elope on November 20 at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas. Mexican officials, however, say the ceremony was little more than an elaborately staged photoshoot for Us...

Yup, that’s former SNL castmember Horatio Sanz. Looking pretty damn fine! The comedian says he recently lost somewhere around 100 pounds. Yeah, he definitely looks better without Jimmy Fallon: “I’ve been trying to come up with a joke about...

Alright, dozens of people showed up in downtown Fresno on Tuesday, in order to protest the remarks made by former KFSN/ABC 30 General Manager Bob Hall. Last week, Hall tried to avoid jury duty by claiming he wouldn’t be...

Thanksgiving is a time to look back on the year that was, become embarrassingly drunk, and end up saying terrible things about your family members. Which has sort of been much of America’s relationship to Governor Sarah Palin this...

Boy-band Menudo made an appearance at this year’s Daily News “Readers Care to Feed the Hungry” canned food drive yesterday, much to the delight of young female fans who don’t know any better. No, they weren’t there to take...

Despite recent photos showing Yankees player Alex Rodriguez dining with ex-wife Cynthia and the couple’s two children, Ella and Natasha, at Houston’s steak house in Miami, quelling discussion as to who would be passing A-Rod the gravy this year,...

Lindsay Lohan may or many not have fallen off the wagon and into a glass of vodka while having her tragus diddled by Sam Ronson’s tongue. Speaking of burning plastic, Lindsay Lohan’s doll is on sale, probably because 1)...

Our old, San Antonio, rockera friends Girl In A Coma are back with a new video for our personal favorite song off their Before I’m Gone album, “Their Cell.” The video was shot by Tejano turned Angeleno Jim Mendiola...

Today is the international day for human rights and women’s rights activists to speak out for an end to violence against women, so we thought it’d be appropriate to remind everyone why this is an important issue. For starters,...

Russian soldiers involved in the ongoing conflict with Georgia have made claims that female snipers are after their junk. We think this reeks of horny soldier fetish, but they insist that the Georgians are joined in their fight by...

A story recently published in The Oregonian featured a picture of a poor, Hispanic woman pulling a cart with bags that will hold the groceries she will pay for with food stamps. Missing from the story was the woman’s,...

We’re going to let you in on a little secret: We don’t like poultry. Unless it’s fried (or, occasionally, Peruvian-style rotisserie chicken from Pio Pio Rico in Sunnyside), we usually don’t want any part of it. So when Thanksgiving...

We’ve recently covered Mexico’s revered “Santa Muerte” and the art her image and symbolism have inspired. Now we learn that one of the most visited shrines devoted to this figure happens to be in Tepito, a Mexico City neighborhood...

Parents at a Claremont, California kindergarten are all fired up after one mother accused the school of perpetuating insensitive stereotypes through its Thanksgiving festivities. The kindergarten, like every other in America, celebrates Thanksgiving by forcing its wee captive audience...

Have you ever gazed forlornly at a hydrocephalic and mused, “Oh, if only I could look like that!” Well muse forlornly no more! “Bumpits!,” by Big Happie Hair, is a device that poofs hair up at the crown, giving...

A 41-year-old Swiss gigolo named Helg Sgarbi who seduced, and then tried to blackmail, Germany’s richest woman - 46-year-old Susanne Klatten. When the two met, Susanne was worth somewhere around 9 to 10 billion euros and had a seat...

A school in Newman, California, has managed to grab attention for itself by banning the book Bless Me, Ultima, which appeared on First Lady Laura Bush’s list of ten books every young person should read. (And Guanabee editor Cindy...

Puerto Rico’s “Al Borde Del Deseo” tells the story of women from various backgrounds and social classes all just trying to get by in this big, cruel world while wearing evening gowns during the day. The show, described as...

George Wills and Robert Catalano, who ran the internet company “Puck Technology,” have just pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in relation to their production of a device called “The Whizzinator.” The Whizzinator was made famous in 2005...

Ann Coulter’s broke her jaw, which had to be wired shut. See? Guanabee was your Secret Santa all along. [P6] Katie Price’s husband, Peter Andre, has a brown penis. And now you know. [The Sun] Jay-Z will be a...

Due to the company’s financial woes, Ford and Lincoln-Mercury dealerships around Texas’ Valley area are withdrawing their support in this year’s “Ford Salute to Education” scholarship - one of the area’s biggest source of financial aid for local students....

Half the fun of living in a Latino community is waiting around for the latest scam artist posing as a curandera/o to wreak havoc on some poor half wit. This week two such ne’er-do-wells in San Juan, Texas—a small...

The National Electoral Council has announced that Hugo Chavez’s gubernatorial candidates have a lead in 17 of the country’s 22 states even as his party is poised to lose the mayoralty of Venezuela’s capital, Caracas. A total of 65%...

A 20-year-old student who asked if he could hug the “cute” panda at a southern Chinese zoo was met with quite a surprise for people who are completely fucking stupid: Pandas will try eat your face if you try...

After California voted to overturn legalization of gay marriage, members of other minority groups wondered if this signaled the beginning of a new era of discrimination. Although its proponents present it as “protecting” the institution of marriage, not an...

Reggaetonera (and Guanabee’s official best friend) Ivy Queen is often referred to as a “tranny” or a “drag queen” just because she looks kind of like a butch version of Walter Mercado. But she’ll have you know that she’s...

Italian pop singer Tiziano Ferro has penned a new song with two RBD alums, Dulce Maria and Anahi. “El Regalo Mas Grande” comes just in time for the holiday shopping season, in which we all fight against the recession...

Salma Hayek’s boobs prove once again that they’re able to garner headlines totally independent of their owner’s actions. It’s only a short while until they become capable of cognizant thought and plot their revenge on an unsuspecting public. First,...

Sofia Vergara was photographed going to lunch at “Jack and Jill’s” in Beverly Hills with what can only be described as a Mystery Man. Oh, the enigmatic nature of it all! Guys, we can’t let this potential coupling enjoy...

Author, MIT professor and Guanabee favorite (teehee) Junot Diaz spoke with NPR about immigration, a topic the Dominican transplant knows a little something about. He mentions, among other things, how being away from his place of birth place lead...

Buying all-organic food for Thanksgiving could cost you twice as much as what you’d pay for regular, non-organic groceries. So think long and hard and ask yourself: would I rather be rich, or smug? No seriously, organic food is...

Khaled Al-Gindi, an Egyptian cleric, has criticized Shakira and her Hips Of Truth for the overt sexuality that characterizes her much-copied dance moves. He calls the singer lovely but maintains that she’s kind of a total whore-lady. Said the...

Heroic singer Enrique Iglesias won the title of “Favorite Artist” for “Latin Music” at last night’s American Music Awards ceremony. Ignore for a moment the fact that the music for which Enrique is most popular known for — his...

A recent study by the Valencian Institute of Infertility claims that Spanish semen is among the worst quality stuff in Europe. Poor long-suffering Spanish women. First dreadlocked mullets and now this?? But actually, the study reveals something of a...