Barack Obama Asks That You Pull Up Your Damn Pants
4 November 2008, 1:30 PM. By Carlos Posas
When asked by a young man from California how he felt regarding an ordinance that attempted to outlaw men from wearing baggy, low pants, Barack Obama said he felt such laws were a waste of time. Then, in an effort to remind us that he’s America’s uptight dad, Obama continued:
“Having said that, brothers should pull up their pants,” he declared. “You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What’s wrong with that? Come on.”
“Some people might not want to see your underwear - I’m one of them,” he added.
He’s probably not going to like the gift we got him. Oh God. Dad, you are mortifying. We’re leaving to Amy’s house to get our urethras pierced, ok? Ugh. We were totally supposed to get teen-pregnant like two hours ago.
KICK IN PANTS FROM O [NY Post]
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You guys! I haven’t had the opportunity to tell it here yet but I want to so bad. I was in line this morning and I heard this comic gem -
What is the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her Vagina?
Only some of the shit that comes out of her vagina is retarded.
I laughed pretty hard before I left to go to work. I feel better now that I got unload that tasteless joke here.
I wonder how many times I have to tell that joke before i get punched!