Blonde In Miniskirt Superglues Mexican Man To Steering Wheel To Rob Him

A man in northern Mexico reported to police Wednesday that he was glued to the steering wheel of his truck and robbed by a blonde woman in a mini-skirt. Anadel Carrizales said he was driving near Monterrey when a blonde woman in a black miniskirt motioned for him to pull over. (Being Mexican, he was probably already pulling over at the site of a blonde before she even wagged a finger.) When he stopped, she told him an accomplice was pointing a gun at him and then tied him up with packing tape, super-glued his hands to the steering wheel of his truck and demanded money. He didn’t have any, so she took his credit cards. Carrizales then drove around for a while with his hands glued to the wheel until he found a cop and was able to communicate that there was a problem. Authorities say they have no way of knowing whether the blonde tale is true, but he definitely was glued to the steering wheel and his credit cards were stolen. So, maybe the blonde was actually a ladyboy? We don’t judge! Crime is wrong in any language.

Man Robbed in Mexico While Glued to Steering Wheel [NY Times]