Directly following ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’s appearance on the same show, Brad Pitt sat down with Oprah to talk about his perfect girlfriend and his 76 children and how he eats golden eggs in his house made of money. One cute, normalizing thing he did manage to mention, however, was the fact that one of his children, daughter Shiloh, is currently going through her “Peter Pan” stage:

He tells Winfrey that 2-year-old Shiloh — who is a Peter Pan fanatic — will only respond to the names John and Peter.

“So we’ve got to call her John.” Brad recalls a specific incident where he slipped. “‘Shi, do you want …’ – ‘John. I’m John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!’”

John was far and away the most boring of the Darling children. Brad also mentioned one of those stories that, as an audience to the excited parent of young children, you’re always loathe to hear. It’s one of those stories that, one assumes, is supposed to be cute:

Four-year-old Pax, he says, rebelled against a timeout session by peeing on the timeout chair.

Yeah, that’s charming.

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