Guess who isn’t dead? If you said “Michael Crichton,” you’re wrong. He totally died today. But if you answered, “Charo,” then you, friend, are correct! The eternally youthful guitarist / actress / dancer / singer / amateur gynecologist ( a lie, that last one) has a new video out for her hit (?) single, “This Song Already Exists,” or “”España Cañi.” The video consists of people dancing like its 1994 and a donkey-bull-camel walking against an exciting green screen.

Sure, she’s no Ecstasy, but she’s ok. Dust off your coochie-coochies and take a look:

Charo’s “España Cañi” Comes to Life [WOW]