Greta Van Susteren’s Obsession With Piper Palin Makes Ours Slightly Less Creepy

FOX anchor Greta Van Susteren paid a visit to Almost-Russia to interview Governor Palin and her family, and to get a feel of what their day-to-day lives might be like. Fortunately for our perhaps odd obsession with small, round-faced things, Greta devoted much time to covering little Piper Palin. When Sarah Palin eventually rules over the United States of Americaland as Sith Palin, we ope Piper is named “Cute Overlord.”

Tons more pictures from Greta’s blog, after the jump:

She’s sooooo little!!1!1!!!!!! Alternatively, Palin’s kitchen is fucking GIGANTIC! Good Lord.

Piper and Sarah pointing out possible names for a new sibling: “Pot!” “Toaster!” “Fridge!” “Boom mic!”

Piper and Todd. Who some people think is hot enough to shill booze.

God, Alaska is the only place we’ve seen that looks more depressing to live in than Daytona Beach, Florida.

Look at her in her moon suit!

Aw. Also creepy? The comments some people left on Greta’s Piper-laden post. To wit:

Greta: My wife and I were totally swept away when Piper, during the RNC Convention, was caught on camera licking the palm of her hand to then straighten Trig’s hair. We both thought that was classic and we both said to each other at that moment, “Now there’s a compassionate future leader!” We’ve watched with joy as she has this amazing personality about her at such a young age. We wish we had the time and graphics skills to put together a compilation of various campaign photos with tag lines with each one exemplifying a corresponding leadership traits. Piper for Prez, 2036 or when ever!

Is there…

Piper Palin fanfic?!

Forgot to add this one to the pics two blog entries before this one [FOX News]
A familiar face on the campaign trail: Piper! [FOX News]