Oh ho ho, babies. We seem to have attracted our fair share of preachers this week, rolling our way with a soapbox under one arm and a big jar full of freshly-brewed Hypocri-Tea under the other. It’s Friday, sure, but there’s no reason why we can’t put on our Sunday best and get our preach on.

First off, a tip of the hat to Ms. Alicia, who was kind enough to refrain from cursing. We appreciate that, f*ckw@d:

Re: Just How Gay Is Eduardo Verástegui?

Of course Eduardo is not a f&*^(&*( faggot. Y gay guys want everybody to be gay? that’s so close minded

Close-minded and tight-fisted. Those gays, with their oppressive ways!

And then there is Jaimie. Who is not judging you, regardless of whether or not you’re a complete and utter abomination:

Re: Real Proof That Thomas Beatie Was A Girl (Who Looked Like A Guy)

Okay so I am NOT judging but I will tell you people what the bible says. The bible says that homosexuality is a sin!!!! It’s in Leviticus 18:22. This lifestyle is IMMORAL & DISGUSTING!!!!! God did NOT intend for this “man” to be born a man or he would have created it so. He wanted her to be a woman!!! She decided to step in and play God and she WILL have to answer to God on judgement day as we all will, but her poor children are going to be completely and utterly messed up to extreme!!!! We must just remember to pray for the children!!! Pray that God would some how move them out of that home and into a normal and Godly home because they DESERVE that much!!!!!

You know a comment’s going to extra tasty when it’s preceded with “I’m not judging, but…” and/ or “Let me tell you what the Bible says.”

Oh, and then there’s this comment, by Ashley Pomeroy, just because it made us laugh until we stopped:

Re: Topo Gigo: Our Favorite Orgasmic Little Mouse

It’s absurd, anyway. Mice don’t have penises. They reproduce by splitting apart, like worms - that’s why you never see any large mice, because they split apart.

That explains it!!!1!!!!7!!!

And those are our shout-outs for this week, kids. Show them some love won’t you? And have a wonderful weekend, Sodomites.