Ivy Queen Thinks Like A Man, Does Not Make Love Like A Lesbian
Reggaetonera (and Guanabee’s official best friend) Ivy Queen is often referred to as a “tranny” or a “drag queen” just because she looks kind of like a butch version of Walter Mercado. But she’ll have you know that she’s not fazed by taunts and rumors, especially a new one that seeks to out her as a lesbian:
“I’ve heard it all. But keep in mind that I was in a relationship, married, for eleven years and am in one of two years now, so that should tell you something about my sexual preference.”
Preference? Eh.
“I think, conduct business and rap like a man because thinking like a woman in this industry doesn’t get you results.”
Oh.
And in case you might be thinking, “Well I never thought she was a lesbian or a woman in the first place,” she makes sure to mention that she would very much like to carry a baby in her lady-uterus:
“I think that I’ll feel complete when I’m able to carry a child inside me and all of that.”
Yes, all of that with the babies and the fallopian tubes and the vagina nonsense. Spoken like a real lady! From Mars.
P.S. If you happen to run this article through Google Translate, the title comes out as: Ivy Queen: “I think as a man, such as monkfish, but I’m not a lesbian.”
Which is kind of beautiful.
Ivy Queen: “Pienso como hombre, rapeo como tal, pero no soy lesbiana” [Hoy]
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Seriously, the Google Translate note at the end of this post made this post about 25 times better. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Posted by frau sally benz | November 24, 2008
If you run her image through some beer goggles you still get the same results…. a tranny.
Posted by ElBeto | November 24, 2008
I love Ivy Queen. She’s so odd and awkward yet it works.
She’s the kind of person you always wanna see at a party because you know she’ll be wearing/saying some crazy shit.
However, you don’t actually want to show up with her because any girl that sees that probably won’t speak to you out of fear of being mauled by those crazy nails.
Posted by Marcelo | November 24, 2008
if i ever get to meet her.. the first thing i would ask her it how the fuck do you wipe?
Posted by la roncha | November 24, 2008
She’s (he?) is not pretty. He/she looks like a tranny and sounds like one too. I don’t understand how she ever makes in the best dress list.
Posted by Vivian | November 24, 2008
As a lesbian, I can assure you that those nails would not be comfortable.
Ouch!
Posted by denise | November 24, 2008
Am I the only one around stuck on the point tacitly implied here that loving women if you are one is somehow relatable to “thinking like a man”. Because that would actually take the fun out of being a lesbian…
Posted by FannyBrice | November 25, 2008
She does what she wants, she doesn’t care about what people think. That’s good. But damn she looks like a tranny!
As my grandmother always says: “La mona aunque se vista de seda, mona se queda”.
Posted by NerdFairy | November 25, 2008
she’s a dice!
Posted by nena | January 08, 2009