Salma Hayek’s boobs prove once again that they’re able to garner headlines totally independent of their owner’s actions. It’s only a short while until they become capable of cognizant thought and plot their revenge on an unsuspecting public. First, there was a story on how Salma’s cleavage mesmerized even the likes of designer Karl Lagerfeld, who actually carries a small rhinestone-studded squirrel named Dante instead of a penis. Then came news that she was addicted to breastfeeding. Her child, presumably. Now comes news that Salma wore a low-cut dress to CNN’s “Heroes” awards cermony. And… That’s the entire story. Well, except for a random quote from Alec Baldwin, who says of their time working together on “30 Rock:”

“She’s the most fabulous woman I’ve ever worked with.”

And he knows a thing or two about being a boob, Alec Baldwin does. So there you go, everyone. Salma Hayek? Has large breasts.

And, in case you were wondering, those breasts have apparently gotten back together with kagillionaire ex-fiance, Francois Henri Pinault, as all three were recently spotted at a soccer game together. We’ll be sure to keep you abreast of all the goings-on in this relationship. Haha, high five! Guys?

Salma Hayek vuelve a impactar con su escote [El Universal]