ThursdayNovember202008

Movies That Are Gay: AFA's They're Coming To Your Town Tells The Story Of A Town Torn Asunder By Marauding Homosexuals

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Very rarely do we happen upon a film we feel comfortable bringing into our home and sharing with our children, despite the fact that these happen to be large porcelain cat figurines wearing homemade baby clothing. They’re Coming To Your Town is one such film. Finally! A movie that, instead of showing that homosexuals are capable of having loving relationships or participating in highly-choreographed dance routines as the main hero’s wacky but lovable sidekick, shows the reality of the homosexual agenda: They all just want to move to small towns in Arkansas and take over City Council.

Watch the trailer, after the jump. But, be warned, the content can be extremely upsetting:

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment—had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.
The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”
One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”

We remember that one time a homosexually-oriented couple moved onto our block. They went horseback riding on the weekends with their children. And they painted their house and went about doing a lot of landscaping work. It’s horrifying, the things those people do with mulch.

And it’s a downward spiral. Imagine: First come the homosexuals. And then, what? Latinos?

It’s a good thing the American Family Association rallied all their money and resources together to create a really professional-looking 28 minute long film. You’ve been warned, America. Don’t let narrow-minded homosexuals come to your town and open it up to commerce and tourism.

They’re Coming To Your Town [American Family Association]

Comments

Now you are confusing me. I thought Latinos were homosexual. Except the drug addicted ones.

They must feel just like the Native Americans… you can’t let more of these people take their lands. Next thing, you’re right, they’ll take your jobs!

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