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Wait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate? In Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, author Fotie Photenhauer takes you on a culinary journey using an everyday ingredient, semen, as a delicious and unexpected addition to various food items. That's right! Semen isn't just for fast food anymore!
Plus your hair and skin will look beautiful. Or so claims our local semen retailer.
We've compiled a list of some of our favorite dishes to share with you this holiday season. An array of exotic delicacies awaits you after the jump:
Strawberry Splasharita
You mean margaritas don't usually contain streaks of cum?
Ingredients:
Perfect for holiday potlucks. Merry Christmas, grandma! Additionally, if you're anything like us, "toss the pecans gently in the melted butter" will become your new go-to euphemism.
Ingredients:
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Wait! Stop! Put down that funnel and shut the refrigerator door. Don't you realize there are more inventive, refined ways to consume massive quantities of ejaculate? In Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, author Fotie Photenhauer takes you on a culinary journey using an everyday ingredient, semen, as a delicious and unexpected addition to various food items. That's right! Semen isn't just for fast food anymore!
Plus your hair and skin will look beautiful. Or so claims our local semen retailer.
We've compiled a list of some of our favorite dishes to share with you this holiday season. An array of exotic delicacies awaits you after the jump:
Strawberry Splasharita
You mean margaritas don't usually contain streaks of cum?
Ingredients:
1 cup frozen sliced strawberries
1/2 cup good quality tequila
1/4 cup triple sec
1 tablespoon fresh semen
2 cups crushed iceDirections:
Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed [Ed. note: We don't want to know.] glass.
Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate as it cools and adds a special finishing touch to this popular drink.Spunky Candied Pecans
Perfect for holiday potlucks. Merry Christmas, grandma! Additionally, if you're anything like us, "toss the pecans gently in the melted butter" will become your new go-to euphemism.
Ingredients:
1/2 cup sugar
3 cups pecans or other savory nuts
3 tablespoons melted butter
1-2 tablespoons fresh semenDirections:
Toss the pecans gently in the melted butter on large baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees several minutes until the nuts are lightly browned. Combine the sugar and semen and perhaps a little more butter in a small bowl before stirring into the pecans. Bake another 5-8 minutes until the sugar hardens.This almost makes us for that time we missed "Iron Chef: Battle Cockwater." Whether consuming a friend's semen or your own, remember to test for freshness, consistency and a subtle, salty-sweet flavor. Pair with a crisp Pinot Grigio and fresh, seasonal berries and you, friend, are in for a special treat this holiday season. Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes [Lulu]
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