Friends of the Peruvian Hairless Dog Association have offered to send the new first family a Peruvian Hairless puppy. They say they want to send it because of Malia Obama’s allergies—the hairless breed is hypoallergenic—but we can’t help but wonder if they’re trying to scare the crap out of the girls with that ugly thing. After all, relations haven’t exactly been peachy keen between the U.S. and Peru what with them accusing us of trying to kill their president every other week. [Ed: Uh, yeah, disregard that sentence. Heh.] This dog could be code for some kind of warning. Or maybe it even houses little Incan warriors who will escape in the night and take over the White House while the Obamas sleep. Or maybe that thing just horrifies us. Either way, please, Obamas, get a goldendoodle.

Peru Offers Bald Dog Of Incas To Obama Family [Javno]
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